The usual DNI stuff

If you infantilize grown ass characters and/or people

If you call Sebastian Debeste Eustace Winner and like it. I Fucking HATE that name it made me physically sick

Realistic & semi realistic depictions of moths, cartoony or cute ones are fine

Naruto (Long story)

People who hate kids for no reason

Distorted or uncanny human faces (Like the Mandela Catalogue)

I am SO not good at baking I accidentally made cupake tops (I was trying to make cookies)

I can read 3 books at the same time and retain all the information.

At the age of 12 I watched the film Madagascar 3 Fifteen times in a row soley because I enjoyed it that much.

When seeing Bram Stoker BSD for the First time, I actually slammed my head against a wall. Luckily, my wall was able to tank the damage of my thick ass skull and I'm alive and well today.

I have a gnome doing the whippy nae nae in my room.

Bram Stoker's Dracula (Made for a Bram BSD application but I still think it's cool :3)

Your mother, your father, and most importantly, your parental Figure.

I've had to capitalize the f on this card randomly because this font is SO dumb that if you put a lowercase f next to another letter it's hard as fuck to read, like; fix, affluent, finger.

Your English teacher was right, there IS a reason that author made the curtains blue, you're just an asshole.

James Joyce had a fart kink. Here